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nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.
One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.
by Jbaart96 February 28, 2016
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Branch Wank

Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.
Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.
by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011
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poor wank

When you wank into last nights posh wank condom
Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!
by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018
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Posh Wank

When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.
I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank
by Mbabane January 11, 2019
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Wank knee

A very limp, slightly backwards, and moist knee.
Hey Jim, did you see the wank knee Deborah got yesterday?
by PugISuppose November 9, 2021
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vigorous wank

a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.
Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.
by Crippled wank May 21, 2019
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Welsh wank

Welsh wank Is where you have sex with your sister while wearing a sheep Coat
Welsh wank is Fuckin your sister in a sheep skin jacket
by Seven47 August 28, 2022
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