Rosetta Stoned

When someone is so stoned that they start speaking another language.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Je suis un buffle!
Guy 1: What are you, Rosetta Stoned?
Guy 2: Si senor.

by EightBitDictionary April 25, 2016

Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air

Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet

by March 02, 2024

you just got STONED

when you and your best friend are playing among us and are kinda obsessed with the kids show miraculous with jagged stone and his crocodile fang so you make your name jagged stone and every time you win a game you tell the chat this

me- YOU JUST GOT STONED
everyone else- TEAMING

by anonymous_konyay_lover April 19, 2021

Stone Malone

Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"

Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive

by zeussybaka February 13, 2025

Stones on needles

Idiom of crisis management, to be durable, resistant to difficult circumstances; delusional delicate condition.

To have stones on needles.
We have stones on needles.

by word act January 24, 2018

stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned

Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax

by Can someone tell me who asked April 09, 2020

Stoned as a brick

when your so stoned and you feel so solid

Dude you look as stoned as a brick

by Dom1441 December 14, 2018