Golden Bars of Pussy

Something unobtainably sweet.

"I don't care if he brought Golden Bars of Pussy - he's a fucking fuck!"

by vargs31 March 19, 2009

tennesse twix bar

You take a twix candy bar shove it up a women's cooter and bang her with it until it melts then make love to your choosen lady and after watch her poop the candy out of her pussy.

I gave my aunt a tennesse twix bar last night it was awesome.

by randy myers October 22, 2007

k-bar

basically jus a knife, the k stands for kill

Holy shit that wuba just dismembered him with a k-bar, fuckin sick

by Mr. Beerad November 11, 2006

biggest bar night

Thanksgiving eve. The day before Thankgiving, always on a Wednesday. The day you get to f*ck your highschool ex, see who lost their hot body, see who reinvented themselves in college and hi fave your high school eneny that you're now doing better than.

Hey, girl, Heyyy! Are you going out to tomorrow night?

No, why?

Bish, whet!? It's the biggest bar night of the year, Thanksgiving eve!

Oh yeah, f*ck them h*es. I don't wanna see them. I just wanna eat good on Thursday!

by MISSyMICHIGAN November 25, 2013

Urban Bar Mitzvah

The christening of a small white jewish boy by getting him mad shitty off of vodka or other alcoholic beverages

Lets give Rosenberg his urban bar mitzvah

by Doc. JR July 01, 2009

Starr from the bar

A very smart, good looking girl with "GREAT BOOBIES" and a crazy personality. She is occasionally lame but makes up for it with her stunning good looks.

Hey look its Starr from the bar!!!!

by smileyman10 December 16, 2010

Eat a candy bar.

Office code for "Choke a bitch"

Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.

by EchopleX June 24, 2009