impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021

New Jersey Sloppy Joe

A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.

"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"

by Sevadonn March 8, 2019

Sloppy Dallas

(Verb): The performance of an intimate sexual act by a woman, typically oral, with a mouthful of dip

Yo, last night this bitch gave me a Sloppy Dallas, and it was fucking wierd

by Jaymanbig1 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Otto

When two people go ass-to-ass, one drops a deuce between the other’s cheeks, and both squeeze together, making a makeshift set of buns.

She said she was down for anything… until I suggested a sloppy otto…

by CokeCanCurtis September 24, 2025

Sloppy ploppy

When a girl is pooping and someone eats them out. A sloppy ploopy.

Oh man, I had the best sloppy ploppy last night

by Hafezsloppyploppy May 25, 2025

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a dip in mouth of the giver.

Give me a "Sloppy Dallas" now

by JustBetterCANO'SHIT October 15, 2020

sloppy dildo

when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock

"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"

by valimyr December 17, 2022