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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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Butter on my corn till I pop

"Butter on my corn till I pop" is a way of saying someone is indulging in something until they reach their limit, much like slathering butter on corn on the cob until it's swimming in it. Imagine a piece of corn so enthusiastic about getting dressed up in butter that it doesn't know when to say "enough!" and keeps going until—pop!—it metaphorically transforms into a popcorn kernel bursting with too much excitement.

Alternate:
Edge until climax
“Jeeze I’m about to lose myself playing Plants Versus Zombies Garden Warfare 2 tonight, just butter on my corn till I pop!

Alternate:
Person 1: “Richie’s mom is such a milf.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she can butter on my corn till I pop!”
by Bean Cream! April 10, 2024
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I Reckon it is Suppose

Long, southern way to say the phrase “I guess.”
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna go to the Mexican restaurant later?
Guy 2: I Reckon it is Suppose
Guy 1: What?
by CaptainSivDad April 29, 2021
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I can’t terror him

Usually a group of uneducated people who can no longer call you for what you do because they now know your not a virgin.
I can’t terror him, that was the one thing I had against him, and now I feel powerless.
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
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I love you mostesterest

When someone loves someone so much, the other person can’t love them more.
by Yuliette August 27, 2021
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I rock like pebble

This song is so buns!😂😁
I rock like pebble get jumped for your sheet
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang
tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'
by ok i pull up June 12, 2022
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