the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

why I love Maddy more

well this isn’t made by a scientist but by Brian himself she is the most perfect person ever and is always going to be the greatest person ever she loves me very much

Brian searched up “why I love Maddy more” instead google gave me the ass show and showed me the actor of Idk of wtf is that show called idc tho but yeah.

by rushamane September 26, 2022

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

I am gonna Jet

I am going to leave, I am going to go. Also I gota Jet, aka I got to go.

I am gonna Jet bro. I am gonna jet over there in a quick min.

by JonathanLee February 19, 2025

and i oop skskskskss

A term 13y/o VSCO girls with oversized shirts or hoodies with the smallest pair of Nike Fitness yoga pants with their hydroflask and checkered vans and their checkered iPhone case to say towards an unfunny joke that their dumbass friends say, to make them seem more to "internet trends" but the thing that they're following is some retarded shit that they'll mostly forget

Dumbass friend: *tells unfunny joke*
VSCO girl: "and i oop skskskskss *drops hydroflake with iPhone* and i OOP-"

by WhyIsEveryNameTakenWtf September 3, 2019