Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 2, 2009

dirty bradley bean

when two men engage in furry sex while simultaneously screaming and when they finish one cums onto a nintendo switch

Boy: bro last night Jonny gave me a dirty bradley bean

by killstation slut January 31, 2021

dirty eric forman

When you are so nervous during sex, you freeze up and just lie there.

"My man got nervous last night and pulled a dirty eric forman"
"That scrawny neighbour boy looks like he'd pull a dirty eric forman"

by RoadDefinitions April 16, 2020

air your dirty laundry

dealing with personal problems while other people are around.

A cop might let you out of his car to air your dirty laundry in front of everyone around who could see. I was made to change my dress in the middle of the parking lot, airing my dirty laundry like a little whore.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

double dirty juan pierre

You tak the poop of your butt and draw half a french curly mustache then the poop of her butt and draw the other half

She smelled after i gave her a double dirty juan pierre

by Daniel Wiener 59 November 19, 2007

the dirty little secret

When you are engaged in anal sex, and the female needs to take a break to defecate, you wipe your penis off with the underside of her pillow.

Man, that girl hasn't returned my calls since she found out I gave her the dirty little secret last week.

by ron c the great January 2, 2009

Dirty-n-Kinky

Two human figures who are sexually active at all time.

Male specie name Henry Lam.
Female specie name Annee Tran.

"Yo Antz! Where did Dirty-n-Kinky go?"

by nancee August 6, 2003