if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

How can I not relate

Well, for starters, one of use created A.I. and the other did not.

Hym "How can I not relate? Let see... You're addressing one of us and not the other.... One of us created A.I. and the other has not... One of us can fuck retards at work and get away with it and the other can not... My dick is bigger..."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

I was in the wrong gear

This is when you are trying to be hectic doing the Bondi Run, but realised your mate is actually the Bondi King now and you can't keep up, so after taking 2 minutes to make up and excuse with awkward silence, you use the excuse "I was in the wrong gear"

Oh that's right, I was in the wrong gear.

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024

i left my wife

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen

Blackc and white people in the server:NAGA
Me:shitposting In I left My wife

by Chocolate da cat April 7, 2024

I have no gyatts!

I have no butts!

Please don't leave, I have no gyatts!

by sakareri April 7, 2024

I green you

It means you are real life follower of alone life, you are follow philosophy of paresh gohil ( alone boy) , the name is suggest by paresh gohil

Example : I think that i green you

by Alone boy P. S gohil April 8, 2024

I-Spedy

I-Ready, an educational program usually used for homework and testing, but emphasized as dumb/sped.

Nah, I’ve got a homework app for you. It’s called I-Spedy because you are making no sense!

by EpicDefinitions9000 April 9, 2024