your moms your dad 

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.

Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"

your moms your dad by spencerlovesboys January 20, 2009

your moms cock 

the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot

dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)

your moms cock by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018

Your momma and them 

a. Your momma - Your mother.
b. (and) them - everybody related to you; everybody related to your mother; any person closely associated with your mother; any neighbor of your mother within 5 blocks; anybody that attends your mother's church; anybody your mother knew from back in the day; two women named Joyce.

How's your momma and them?
We went ate by your momma and thems.

Your momma and them by Sunshine March 24, 2003

tongue punched your moms fart box 

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

tongue punched your moms fart box by mocracy June 18, 2010

your moms dead outside 

New York slang for 'your moms outside right now'

New York Nigga: AYO SHIT, YOUR MOMS DEAD OUTSIDE
Texas Nigga: *Starts Crying*

your moms dead outside by r fly May 13, 2018

i was at your moms house 

an answer to any question involving "where".

<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

i was at your moms house by soccer dude May 18, 2006

your moms gay 

Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously

Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*

your moms gay by YaBoiJayCutlet January 7, 2016