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Your mom

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil
by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021
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On Your Bicycle

A way of saying to the person to get out of your way, also used if this person gets ahead of you in a game, or has killed you/scored against you just done something to their advantage/gain, The phrase "On Your Bicycle" is Used alot by The Scottish Lad Blarot!
"Haha I owned you!" Ching Lee Replys "On Your Bicycle"
by Blarot May 17, 2009
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Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her
Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)
by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019
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your mom

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school
by huggabel October 25, 2016
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Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.
I smash your mom
by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019
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Your Mom

Your mom
by giantthings December 5, 2014
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