meat slab

A term used for a large piece of meat.

Over 9.5".

Tony has a huge meat slab.

by Fire maker December 4, 2016

Meat Wave

(noun) Typically applied to a heterosexual female (although the term can also be used in reference to a homosexual male), meat wave describes an instance in which one experiences a prolonged period of excessive dick, commonly referred to as "meat," in a condensed period of time. A meat wave is measured relative to the usual amount of sex one has, and the relative time span in which said sexual encounters booty call occur. The term can be applied to routine variations in sexual frequency, but is most appropriately used to describe extraordinary spells of intercourse with multiple partners, which may only occur once a decade. Severe meat waves have historically been known to cause a catastrophic -- often contradictory -- rise in both self esteem and self loathing, which can sometimes trigger short-term reclusive tendencies, commonly known as a "meat retreat."

Damn girl, you've been on Zoosk for only one month and you're already in the middle of a meat wave!

by I<3NicCage86 August 14, 2013

coconut meat

The arcing ropes of jizz dished out by a Polynesian man after a nice frothy blow job.

Paul really did a bang up job eating that coconut meat last night.

by The Flesh Rocket July 20, 2017

meat curtains

the lips of a coochie

she has a mean pair of meat curtains

by thickdicc69inu November 4, 2019

Queef Meat

Another word for the common term Vagina. A woman's lady parts.

Dude Shane is totally getting that chick's queef meat tonight

by Princess B*tch June 28, 2011

Fuck meat

Basically a whore or prostitute

You look like a good fuck meat tonight

by Vonny Darko January 11, 2021

meat-harps

A derogatory term for a womans labia (those flappy bits down there)

"Don't kick me in the meat-harps!"

by James C June 11, 2003