taking a patterson

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021

Talking to yoda

When you’re too high and start looking glassy asf

“Bro he’s talking to yoda”

by JacksonWilly October 14, 2021

Talking Snacks

Saying something nice about someone behind their back. Similar to talking shit but positive.

I told him about hot you are. I was literally talking snacks all night.

by ryedunk January 10, 2022

Taking a Shower

When you want to smoke in a small area(usually the bathroom)

Smoking in a bathroom with the shower on to mask the smell of smoke

Guys let’s all go take a shower

Where is leon? He is taking a shower right now with patty.

by Kcaj381 January 29, 2022

Talking Angelola

Talking Angelola is an ola widely known as “Queen Of Ola Pop” but in reality, we all know she licks tomolas toes, and is so far up Oliviolas ass.

“Yo Meganola! Have you seen Talking Angelola lately?”

“Yeah, she was just doing her braids for an upcoming photoshoot, while wearing fake tan.”

by The Mysterious Ola Ender February 1, 2022

Taking the poo

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding

-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo

by Lalala1655 December 28, 2021

Taking an L

Taking LSD (drugs, acid)

I had a 4 hour conversation with my dog after taking an L

by BayleyHeen January 1, 2022