Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

by Katiew567 August 20, 2013

cat-bushed

When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.

I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.

by The bored guy 'doing homework' May 14, 2014

Nuzzling the cat

Another name for performing oral sex on a lady.

I ended up nuzzling the cat all night long! She wanted it bad!

by thatguy69696969696969696969 August 28, 2013

Ground Cat

A cat found on the ground.

Another variation is Ground Kitten.

"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."

"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."

"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"

"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.

by Lixxydoo April 2, 2022

sussy cat

A cat that is sussy. like Literally a cat that is sussy.

smaller kittens must be referred as smol sussy cats.

Oran is the sussiest of the sussy cat.

by susspuss June 17, 2022

Sarky Cat

A sarky, caustic comment made out of love from one cat to another.

Oooooooh PBH is WRONG.... NEVER lol. NJB, you're a sarky cat!

by Scrayster July 22, 2015

Siberian Cat

cats, but for dog people.

Or people with allergies.

"Boston isn't fat, he's just fluffy. No, seriously, he's a Siberian Cat."

by NekoNinja September 22, 2019