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Pan-tard

A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.

The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
by enderwatcher287 July 8, 2022
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Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.
This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.
by quitepedantic November 17, 2015
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Slav-tard

A person who thinks that the world revolves around Russia, Cyprus, or any country in the former Warsaw Pact area, and that all other militaries are dog-shit.
Johnny: "The US and it's military suck! Go Russia!"
Kyle: "Johnny you fucking slav-tard!"
by Nekohasarrived February 26, 2023
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Tard

Tard is just short for retard. Tarded can also be used in place of retarded.

The thing is retarded people won't know you're calling them retarded. Tell them it's a nickname and it's good for how people might view them.

Like being called a " hero "
" No, we call your our tard because you're greatest ever and we want everyone to know it"
by Fuck_it_is_dummy January 10, 2019
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Tard

A fucking idiot who eats in class. Especially on the days where there's no nutrition.
Guy 1: Are you fags eating in class?
Guy 3: I'M HUNGRY!!!! I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!
Guy 1: You fuckin' lazy tard! Next time, you should remember to eat breakfast!
Guy 2: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!
*Whole class laughs*
by BillyIha March 29, 2017
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Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.
A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.
by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017
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Tard

A very nice person that is incredibly polite and is usually picked on wrongfully.
“Connor is such a tard.” -Dylan
“Yeah he is. He gets insulted all the time by dumasses like you, but really he is a nice dude.” -Torri
by RealInsultMeanings January 24, 2021
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