Stoned Woken/Awaken

Stoned Woken is for the cannabis movement, where someone smokes weed and has coffee to make them awake for the phrase Stoned Woken or Stoned Awaken

Him: What did you do today.
Me: I stoned woken/awaken and made some art.

by 420-Guy June 1, 2018

stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours

I listened to my music and stoned out

by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022

That's stones

That's dear, expensive, overpriced

Bruv that's stones

by Missmimixoxo November 19, 2018

cole stone

He is the perfect boy on the entire world. Every girl wants a Cole Stone, he’s cute, adorable and super sexy. He will treat you like a Princesses and he will give you a lot of Kit-kats. Sometimes he could be a little jealous but is because he loves you.

Girl: OMG he's so sexy!
Girl 2: yea, he is Cole Stone, he is the coolest guy!

by Chabe February 8, 2018

stone thailand

One who wear fake stone island.

Wearing my stone Thailand to the football match this weekend.

by Scottyboy1231 November 14, 2021