Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport

Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Shoe

Condom for your foot

Mom where’s my shoe I need protection on my feet

by Ddog64 May 5, 2018

frog shoes

When someone with less mean wears a non-name clothing (ie shoes from Payless; jeans from WalMart)

"Why are you wearing those frog shoes?" the prep girls shouted to the impecunious teacher

by Lionwoman December 27, 2016

watermelon shoes

One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.

"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."

by Razzlz January 7, 2017

Show shoes

Excessively high heels. Mainly worn by exotic female dancers

That girl know its too early for them Show shoes clear heels

by Big Teaa January 10, 2017

unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

Shoe Warrior

A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.

The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.

by AMO1980 January 25, 2013