A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
by QuacksO December 6, 2020
Get the Garfunkel Saysmug. Friends of Sai Teja are very cute. He is self-loving and naughtyyy. He looks sexy in red. He is thoughtful, charming, innocent at times. Sometimes he's bloody asshole.
by letsbereal44 December 2, 2021
Get the Sai Tejamug. Oh yeah, totally because just saying it makes it so. If it's shut down... And you just SAY that it's the opposite of that... Then IT IS THAT. Right? Pretend! Fun. But... Wait... Just give me a second... So you WEREN'T going to talk... And then this happened... And now you ARE ready to talk... You've been watching the whole time.... Why didn't you do that in the first place? Because I already gave you complete control of the situation. And we can all see how THAT worked out for everybody... Right? You had it for 10 years... And noooow... Do you NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE? It thought you didn't need me? Is there something you need me to do? How about you get the guy you replaced me with to do it?
Hym "How about this: Since you know where I am at all times... Why don't you have the people in my apartment evacuate... And then you can go ahead and drone strike MY house? Tit for tat. Fair. Just say it. Just saying it will make it so... But wait... Hold on a second.... Hmmm.... Didn't you also say there was a ceasefire? I'm not seeing the fire, ya know... Cease.... Strange... It's almost like that isn't actually the case... It's almost like saying it DOESN'T make it so... It's almost like there's gotta be some kind of relationship between what's being said and what's actually the case and who is saying it......... Curiouser and Curiouser...
Hym "How about this: Since you know where I am at all times... Why don't you have the people in my apartment evacuate... And then you can go ahead and drone strike MY house? Tit for tat. Fair. Just say it. Just saying it will make it so... But wait... Hold on a second.... Hmmm.... Didn't you also say there was a ceasefire? I'm not seeing the fire, ya know... Cease.... Strange... It's almost like that isn't actually the case... It's almost like saying it DOESN'T make it so... It's almost like there's gotta be some kind of relationship between what's being said and what's actually the case and who is saying it......... Curiouser and Curiouser...
OH! I know what it is! You didn't say it in Yiddish! I told you that you gotta say it in Yiddish! I don't know what to tell you guys. I require CERTAINTY. Until I have it my hands are tied. On an unrelated note: You know how you catch a monkey? You put some fruit, like an apple or something it's going to want to steal into a jar with a mouth that bottlenecks... You see... The monkey's hand squeezes into the bottleneck... But when it clenches it's fist around the apple... It's closed fist just doesn't fit though the mouth of the bottleneck anymore? Right!? It works ONE WAY... But NOT IN REVERSE... And the MONKEY... Is just too fucking stupid to let go of the apple! So it shrieks... And it flails... But the jar is usually chained to something or stuck to something and it's at that point that you can just walk up and grab it. Free monkey. Just saying."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Get the Just sayingmug. <Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>
<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the <Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>mug. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahahamug. A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.
And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!
Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?
Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?
by DeadMasterL March 17, 2012
Get the What would Barney say?mug. Sai is a sexy male with a 14 inch cock and the girth of 7 inches. Sai could make anyone or anything fall in love with him expespecially faggots. Sai loves big boobs and he is a straight male who loves women.
Kate: Have you seen Sai's 14 inch dick.
Lana: No but im craving a big dick right now ima ask him if he wants to root.
Kate: Ok
Lana: No but im craving a big dick right now ima ask him if he wants to root.
Kate: Ok
by Womenlover57479 April 28, 2022
Get the Saimug.