planet destroyer

A planet destroyer is when you sit your ass down on the face of a passed out or sleeping victim and rub your shithole down the length of their nose leaving a nice bacon strip of fecal matter. When they wake up all they will be able to smell is shit.

My mom wasn't making the money like she used to, so her pimp gave her a planet destroyer while she was conked out on a heroine trip.

by wrinklestar rob April 8, 2011

big planet little succ

A way of expressing your current feeling when your desperate for the succ, but nobody wants to succ, so you feel lonely in this big world of succ.

Grandtheftauto5: Hey girl, wanna give me some succ?
Dalaquishiatintiswaffatalakinorinovintismashinshish: No.
Grandtheftauto5: WHY! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! BIG PLANET LITTLE SUCC!!!!!!

by the schmouse June 6, 2018

Animal Planet

A good place for furfags and zoophiles to bust a nut.

Furfag: I busted a nut to Animal Planet yesterday.

by Alupigus Coaie August 18, 2018

1051 on a goddamn snake planet

When you travel back in time to the very first conception of a species and kill them off from the beginning. Can be specifically used in reference to a fake species aka our planet Earth.

We got a 1051 on a goddamn snake planet.

by Alibexx May 18, 2022

Paneila

A clever, intelligent person, who cares about their friends a lot and loves reading.

- I went to visit her, she's such a Paneila!
- I know right.

by zehrawashere January 24, 2021

Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

by spotch555 March 29, 2012

Panemon

a person who has an ugly sister that looks like she is 20 years older and also looks like a biker chick.

"Dashiki dont pull a panemon, get your sister a make over"

by Pans beer bottling partner Billy Joe Woe Blow Kite March 11, 2003