Snee-poo-pee 

When someone sneezes and soils their underwear with poop and pee.

Bill: There was a girl in class that snee-poo-peed and we could all see it.

Snee-poo-pee by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

I'd Pee In Her Butt 

A comical way to show affection or interest to a woman who is found to be " sexy " .
The interloper would then say " I'd pee in her butt " to show interest

Barbara streizand walks down the street- I would not pee in her butt
The hot chick from the hot tub scene in that Marilyn Manson video - i'd pee in her butt

I'd Pee In Her Butt by Macroshy November 11, 2019

need to pee 

it's when you have the need to pee

Person1: hey man i really need to pee let's stop at that gas station
Person2: ok

need to pee by ico277 December 24, 2019

rest in pee 

What you say when a goldfish dies and you flush it down the toilet. Abbreviated RIP.

My goldfish died and I flushed him down the toilet this morning, RIP (that means rest in pee).

rest in pee by awmm October 5, 2020

tee pee titties 

breasts which are cone shaped, resembling Tee Pee's.

damn that asian girl has some nice tee pee titties

tee pee titties by ben the devil January 31, 2008

smacking pee-pees 

A term used in the Marine Corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. Sometimes, the person isn't even in much of a shit sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. Simply put, punishing someone.

Hey Lieutenant Smith, did you see Lieutenant Schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the Captain? Yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.

I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.

smacking pee-pees by rchristopherc August 21, 2008

Cum pee

a piss that has the cum you didnt spit in your bitch in it

Man last night after i fucked shelia, i had a massive cum pee.

Cum pee by 420blazendude January 16, 2008