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pee-arranged location

Da spot near your hunting/fishing camp where you and your sportsman-buddies collectively decide to build da outhouse. Da way dat you determine said construction-site is by first allowing each of your pals to "vote" by "draining his radiator" at whatever spot dat he'd like da best, and then afterwards choosing da area wif da biggest wet patch.
Da problem wif choosing a pee-arranged location for your outhouse is dat at least one or two of your macho companions will likely "cheat" in their "voting" by either downing extra Bud Lights beforehand to make demselves take bigger whizzes, or by simply dumping their beer directly on their own personal favorite spots, thus messing up da actual size of each wet area, which of course were supposed to indicate how MANY guys had urinated there, not how MUCH "golden shower" had been deposited at each spot.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
mugGet the pee-arranged locationmug.

MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.
Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.
by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023
mugGet the MOM I GOTTA GO PEEmug.

pee leaf

a pussy or a person incapable of acting like a "man"
this nigger james is such a damn pee leaf he can't even stand up when he pees
by skivaper02 August 9, 2017
mugGet the pee leafmug.

Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?
by OilySaltine August 19, 2023
mugGet the Texas peemug.

pee-cock

"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."
by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021
mugGet the pee-cockmug.

Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.
Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you
by Thickaz May 29, 2024
mugGet the Hold it while you peemug.

pee nose

"pee nose is my dad"

"no, son, i was robbing a bank and found you eating the money"
by mrmrpizza May 29, 2022
mugGet the pee nosemug.

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