The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 17, 2023

A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.

Wes! You are a real live asshole.

by K. Bradford July 05, 2018

see / the real nayeon

the hottest person in the world. deadass.

see / the real nayeon is so hot wanna date her smh.

by coolawesomenctzen123 March 19, 2021

Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

by TheWordManDan November 10, 2018

smile in real life

Smile in Real Life (SRL) is like laugh out loud (LOL), except you didn't actually laugh. what you read made you smile with enjoyment.

Texter #1: something funny or amusing
Texter #2: SRL
Texter #1: What's SRL?
Texter #2: you made me smile in real life

by mig1782 April 07, 2015

A Real 1 girl

A women that puts you first because she know you will as soon as she shows you what’s she about

She will ride, cry, die for you, makes you crazy, honest, in action and words will never let you down and there no reason to 2nd guess if she has your back because she show you every day

Man I found a real 1 girl could be the that one

by That one 1 November 19, 2019

push it real good

I did it once and ohhhhh its good. Its when you do sex sexier than usual.

Lets push it real good daddy.

by Mr. Venter June 04, 2022