South Padre Island Smoke Alarm

A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).

When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.

by Cthonic March 24, 2010

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Pacific Islander

another politically correct word thats obviously wrong

Man 1: My Indonesian friend is a Pacific Islander
Man 2: tidak
Man 1: Totally a Pacific Islander
Man 2: ...

by Kim Jong-Ill September 9, 2020

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Old Cold Rainy Island

Great Britain, which is known for being an old country (relative to the USA), rather chilly, and rainy sometimes.

So, are you going back to the Old Cold Rainy Island to meet the Queen?

by Draconi March 6, 2011

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Long Island Expressway/ I-495

A Tattoo that bass player of local band The OverUnder has located above his penis! This is used for many pick up lines and is what girls ride on World Tour!

YO Bilders on World Tour, Italy rode the Long Island Expressway/ I-495

by Bilder July 12, 2009

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Marshall Islands tan

A deep-brown or orange tan. Named after the Marshall Islands, where the first H-bombs were tested.

The implication being that the tanned person, looks as though (s)he has been in the presence of a thermonuclear detonation.

I see Clive has been out in the sun. He's got a right Marshall Islands tan on him!

by Roger Mellie 84 June 2, 2009

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New York City and Long island

An odd pairing of the greatest, biggest, most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in the world with some backwater, flat, conservative, obnoxious, whitebread, redneck, chickenshit boringass bunghole in the backwoods of Upstate New York. Contrary to Island belief, we New Yorkers do NOT consider Long Islanders to be our brethren.

Long Island sucks some serious donkey dick.

by Jason Healy, New Yorker. January 20, 2005

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