Top Job

When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.

"This dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house I gave him a top job"

by prof z March 3, 2008

turban top

A Muslim of the Islamic faith who wears a large turban on the head. Also refers to anyone who decides to wear a turban on their head.

Hey turban top! What's under the turban? Take off the turban!!

by the candace! January 14, 2005

muffin top

when a ho wears dem jeans that be too tight, pushin up her love handles, creating a muffin top

if queen latifa wore beyonce's jeans, she'd have a muffin top

by G. Mill June 11, 2006

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

Keebler top

A diminuitive gay man who is a top.

"Gary may be 6'5", but he's really into Keebler tops."

by dickcheneyis666 May 24, 2006

Buffin Top

The back fat that squeezes out the top of a too-tight bra or corset. Not to be confused with a muffin top.

"Hey, does this corset give me buffin top?" or, "Don't tie my corset too tight of I'll get a buffin top."

by buffintopnogood February 24, 2010

top crash

to take a nap, to go to sleep

I am tired. I'm going top crash for a lil.

by A(ey)licia April 5, 2008