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The Furret God

The Furret God is a god. He walccs and proteccs you from bad guyses.
The Furret God Walcc and Protecc.
by The Furret God October 27, 2020
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Mr. God

The biggest badass in the Gurhal System of Phantasy Star Universe. He is a tall black man with a large white afro and a short white beard. He sports Neudaiz based clothing and wields the mighty Rayharod as one of the GUARDIANS's fiercest newmans. His personality is very uncouth and cocky, however, as he enjoys "farting around" on his home ship, the GUARDIANS Colony. You can see him usually strolling around with his partners Asian Cookie and Genevieve, running a do or cocking a fart.
Dude, did you see Mr. God running a do?
by MisterGod October 1, 2010
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god-gobbler

pejorative term describing a particular kind of religious believers who accept any statement issued by some religious authority or interpreted in a religious text, without using critical thinking and even common sense.
God-gobblers can be found among monotheistic fundamentalists of various religions.
They will also refuse scientific facts because they don't reflect their beliefs.
Ignoring scientific ethics, they could also try to formulate pseudoscientific theories to support their beliefs.

Origin: comes from God + gobbler, "one who eats food very quickly, without decorum" (figuratively).
"My kids (teenagers) go to youth-groups at some God-gobbler church near them"

"take a look at a real history book - not something cranked out by some evangelical god-gobbler or neocon think tank"
by iwnit April 29, 2008
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God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
by p'kaw! July 5, 2014
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health god

My cousin sent me a snapchat of her chasing vitamins with wine, what a health god.
by Just a plant March 20, 2020
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the volcano god

The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.

Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
ALL HAIL THE VOLCANO GOD, WITH THAT OH SO LARGE PP!
by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018
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Sandwich God

The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
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