noob

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2012

noob

usually used on video games and such online social games

1: Haha look at that noob she only has 3 xp

2:ha ha yeah

by Ali.xoxo October 31, 2015

Noob

a noob is a person who always fail every time at a game. they occasionally get 360 or 720 noscoped by pros and they always complain about people killing them and attempt to report them, but the admins don't take it.

I spot a noob being 720 noscoped by a pro. He went on to report the pro and he got bashed by the administrators.

by The Handle That Is Not Used December 17, 2015

Noob

A person who is inexperienced in inserting their funny parts into the anal cavity of their father, yet does it anyway.

Hey, shut up you noob!

by Smart Child May 5, 2020

noob note

Basically like a death note but if you write there name they do die they officially become a noob

Person: “ugh person 2 is better at call of the doody time to use my noob note ”
Person 2: “ ugh I suck at this game ”

by DEEZNUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ July 10, 2021

noob

it mean u noogb

hi pro
shut up noob
kys

by 1232314 January 27, 2023

noob

Noob is often a word for a player who is a starter and he doesn´t can play good. Also, is it a oath.

James: I played CS:GO and any player get shooted by a bot!
Christian: What a noob!

by Ahojten April 25, 2017