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Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018
mugGet the Pot noodlemug.

Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.
Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.
by Jmac175 July 6, 2019
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Pool noodle

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
by boomer inc. August 14, 2021
mugGet the Pool noodlemug.

N-word noodle

The mispronounciation of the least cooler set of words Nicka noodle.
Fat man: N-word Nooodle(vine boom), N-word Noodle(vine boom), N-WORD NOODLE (vine boom)(comsuption of a large amount of ramen noodles.
by 🤤 chesecak March 24, 2022
mugGet the N-word noodlemug.

noodle frisk

Noodle frisking involved getting your dick stroked by a stranger on the subway.
Oy mate! I just got noodle frisked on the trolley on my way to the pub.
by Boogeyman666 October 10, 2017
mugGet the noodle friskmug.

potato noodle

1.Someone who is a good noodle and also is a potato (look up definition of potato to understand).

2. A noodle that is made from a potato.
"Miyah you're such potato noodle."
by Potatonoodleperson123 September 22, 2017
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