imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

Low hangers propelling

The act of rotating one's low-hanging ballsack like a boat propeller.

Last night I did some low hangers propelling in front of my girlfriend,she got wet and proceeded to viciously suck on my nutsack like a hyena .

by drumtriggrsRasMetlasRiseToFall August 8, 2016

Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.

I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?

by kali0055 August 20, 2013

Nivi-Low

Nivi-Low definiert die Elo Range Master 50-200 LP in dem Videospiel League of Legends. Meist variiert der Bereich je nachdem, wo sich Spieler in der Nivi-Bubble befinden.

Scheise, wir sind in Nivi-Low angekommen

by xflamez October 1, 2025

Low Boots

The big ol droopy tiddies associated with long back bitches. The wheezy niggas with heart conditions can’t get enough

Damn Raymond! Long backed Aubrey over there’s got on them Low boots

by Mousey Deeghan August 15, 2023

Low Hanging Fruit

Some nonsense that my sixth grade english teacher was obsessed with. He's slightly insane, and never told us what low hanging fruit actually meant. Often used in combination with "don't play yourself"

"Don't play yourself, this is low hanging fruit"

by anonymous May 4, 2022

thigh hang low

U strapped. Pretty simple but slick as hell.

They know don’t play cause my thigh hang low.

by OnlyFaccts August 18, 2022