Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

sh’load

*Shit Load* - An exaggerated expression for a large amount of something.

Man, I have a sh’load of work to do today.

by PrincessPaigeA June 15, 2018

strep load

A load of semen from a man infected with strep throat. RSK

Taylor gave half the women in the Missouri tri-county area strep loads, now they all have strep

by PKARSK February 18, 2018

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018

hunk load

A little dinger with massive balls.

Dang! Check out Steve-O's hunk load!

by Gurbur88 March 7, 2018

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 24, 2018