jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025

Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations

"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."

by TomSmith13 December 12, 2015

Jumped the fun

WHen you jump the gun but no violence is involved and instead it’s used to describe when someone jumps ahead on the fun someone was having.

1: Heyy! You jumped the fun again!
2: heyy! I’m sorry ☹️

by anonymous August 8, 2018

Assassin Jump

1. A normal jump off a ledge

2. A normal jump

3. A fail at doing a ninja jump

He assassin jumped off that ledge at school

I assassin jumped over that box

He assassin jumped over it

by MegaLucario March 5, 2015

Jumping the gernade

Is when you hit on the ugly girl so your bud can hit on the pretty one

You owe me for jumping the gernade tonight

by Grunt824 April 6, 2016

《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

Jump In The Soup

Verb; 1. A term used to motivate others to swim in a non-potable body of water. 2. Synonym for “get in the water”.

Stop being a baby and jump in the soup.

by VampireKid0202 April 23, 2025