23 jump street

It's Not 73 jump street.

A Biblical testimony of fraternity—featuring two brothers’ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.

Doug: Now we movin to 23 jump street?

* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!

Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ‘bout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)

Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. I’m not gonna take a dump the entire time we’re here

Doug: Hey, listen! There’s a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: That’s my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: That’s my dog also!

Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**

by dasflyinturtleesq March 12, 2019

Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.

Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.

Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!

by GirFreak113 August 12, 2009

Jump The Clock

To be late on attendance

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you

by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017

Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!

Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018

Jumped nasty

When one attacks another on Facebook over an innocent statement or comment.

Jane jumped nasty on Tom's wall after he posted to Sue.

by JenK May 22, 2014