Jew-blocking

When someone, not nescessarily jewish, attempts to do something stereotypically jewish (trying not to pay, trying to steal money, breaking glasses etc...) and then someone intervenes making them unable to carrying their plan out.
"no i wont pay for you, you're going to have to pay ypur half"

"Dude, dont be jew-blocking me"
by The orginal shermantrix October 25, 2009
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Jew Drop

When one accidentally ashes ones ciggarette while looking for an ashtray
Dude, did you really just Jew Drop on my carpet! The ashtray is right here!
by Cowboy2211 July 08, 2011
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mexi-jew

who is that burrito-eatin', jew-fro'd mothafucka over there?

why, that be will sanchez.
by the fishy May 01, 2005
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John the Jew

a boy who sexy and likes to drink,one day he will be owned by a chey girl he just dosnt know it yet, every one envys him.
by John the Jew August 26, 2008
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Jew Canoe

a minivan commonly driven by jews with thier 4 - 6 kids.
the jew canoe cut me off!!

look at the jew canoe full of curly jews.
by smh@u August 09, 2007
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fake Jew

Julia Salazar, NY state senator. A Christian Zionist who became disillusioned with Israel and suddenly started claiming to be a Sephardic Jew who was anti-Zionist. Lied about her background repeatedly, e.g. saying "like most Jews, I was told as a child that Israel would protect me" at Mondoweiss.

Allegedly converted to Reform Judaism at one point, which would still make her an Ashkenazi Jew at best. She claims Sephardi identity because anti-Zionists believe this is more legitimate.
Anti-Zionists claim that if Julia Salazar were pro-Israel, no one would care that she was a fake Jew. This is because thieves don't believe in honest people.
by Der Emes December 28, 2020
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jew canoe

A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.
Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!
by Kevin Not-a-Jew January 08, 2007
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