New Jersey

A beautiful and great state to many of us New Jerseyites.

A redneck from the south: (strong accent) Your from joisey are you, does it smell?

New Jerseyite\New Jerseyan: One, its New Jersey and two, it smells like trees, so shut the fuck up.

by A Happy New Jerseyan April 20, 2014

jersey girl

the act of a girl wearing push up bras to make her boobs look bigger. Only dates jersey guys because thats the only way to get action for sexual pleasure.

that girl ally andersen is the biggest jersey girl ever.

by g3t b0d1113d up April 10, 2009

jersey

also meaenin ur digits

yo mami let get ur jersey so me an u can kick it

by miss shyster November 21, 2006

jersey

1. Word replacing thankyou, thanks, cheers etc.
2. word replacing goodbye, later, greetings.

"i got you a drink"
"jersey"

"jersey for bring that over"

by LEM Chino April 17, 2005

Jersey

Of, or referring to, a females name and Phone Number.

"I saw this fine ass dime walk through the club, but I didn't get the jersey."

by Sam Stunter February 9, 2010

Jerkstore

An individual who is a huge jerk while simultaneously being a boring and bad influence. Similar to avoid bag of dicks.

Sam couldn't believe what a jerkstore Hannah was when she rudely berated her awesome father.

by Jerkstore October 1, 2014

Jersey couple

Instead of the normal 2, a Jersey couple is defined as 3 of anything; a phrase coined by Boston area band Lamp Attack.

We've got a Jersey couple of songs left for you guys!

by instrumentalist July 18, 2010