Jelli

a person who is completely baked and can’t hide it to save their life

drew: dude ur so jelli. how many hits did you take?

by PackOpenerUltraLord August 16, 2019

Jelly time

An orgy … specifically with co-workers… who don’t play by the book… and merk those who who consider themselves better and complain to HR. - Hulu’s Solar opposites s3 e10 -5:10

“Nothing gets a true OG of law enforcement wetter than a good ol, run of the mill, jelly time on the dead bodies of tattle tales that have been framed for illicit activities. “

by OGvet April 8, 2024

Lops up jelly

Means to eat ejaculate

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"

by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023

Jelly-Necking

When you get so drunk, wasted, turnt, hammered, any term that means you’re so fucked up, your neck can’t hold your head; leaving it bob around in every direction.

John’s head is bobbing around so much, he’s Jelly-Necking pretty hard.

by Yung MacGyver September 27, 2020

Jelli

When someone just wants to get a feel of your butt to see if it jiggles when lifted and dropped.

Or

Someone just wants to ask for permission to take a picture of your butt because they like how it looks

Me "hey does my butt look like it has gotten bigger?" Her "I don't know, hmm, let me get a jelli"

by Dank musky August 9, 2023

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

they go together like peanut butter and jelly

The less controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and pickles". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Jon: dude, Cheese and vodka, like, they go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Davey: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and pickles?
Jon: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023