To lose or fail in a very stupid way.
Orgin: Flordia University versus LSU 2020 football game. Florida defensive back threw a LSU player's shoe downfield resulting in a penalty that cost Florida the game.
Orgin: Flordia University versus LSU 2020 football game. Florida defensive back threw a LSU player's shoe downfield resulting in a penalty that cost Florida the game.
by nater6069 December 12, 2020

An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.
by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019

A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.
“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”
by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
by BB29576 April 21, 2023

by STAN BLACKPINK November 23, 2021
