goya cookies

The best fucking cookies in the world

mark: I got these great goya cookies, you've gotta try them!
you: ew they taste disgusting
you: why do I want more...

by 420inmyanus November 15, 2016

Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.

Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...

by Mustaj March 6, 2019

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020

Cookie Bag

Weed in a aluminum bag from a weed shop

U got dat cookie bag

by Tristan Freeman May 5, 2021

Cookie Facey

A god that is worshipped and often prayed to before eating babies by 6th graders in stem class.

"Lets go pray to cookie facey!" Shouted Avery

by 3qawz4sex5dr6f7tg8y80upiot7ir6 March 11, 2019

Oggy Cookie

The act of nuting of a females forehead and slapping a cookie on her head

Guy 1: I gave Sarah an Oggy Cookie last night and she loved it
Guy 2: Nice bro

by CaptainHugeCock September 24, 2016

Cookie and creme

It's when you're both a vanilla and a kinky person

Gf: babe am I a vanilla or a kinky person?
Bf: you're a cookie and creme hun

by PixelPaula February 10, 2019