Joe Nuts

whenever you catch a retarded mf lackin, and he asks who Joe is, then show him whos boss by telling him about Joe's fat testis

Joe - Something came in the mail today
Sam - Water Ice Joe Aye
Joe - Joe fuckin nuts, Joe Nuts

by NewJake June 08, 2020

Lady nut

Lady nut is the act of ejaculation, but for women

Guy: Hey, how often do you lady nut?
Girl: To be honest, a few times a day

by NenRex January 02, 2018

nut grass

pubic hair slang for nappy hairs found on the male genetalia mostly on the testicles (nuts)

"awwwww my nut grass itches"

"damn charlie ya got some some hotchpotch stuck in yer nut grass

by sarah and jill November 08, 2005

Nut November

Instead of guys not being able to nut all month they have to nut}all month

It’s nut November y’all you know what that means

by Beccaray November 02, 2019

crusty nuts

the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour

Alan liked to eat crusty nuts

by anon March 17, 2003

nut sickles

Pronunciation: \ˈnət\ \ˈsi-kəls\

When your testicles,balls,nuts,gonads etc. are frozen. You have "nut sickles". This can be an extremely painful condition that can be relieved by immediate thawing.

Ref. "Iced tea bagging".

If you go outdoors in Antarctica and are not wearing pants, you will develop "nut sickles" rather quickly.

by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009

grape nut

an annoying teenager usually a girl that acts higher than others and has no real priorities. She/he treats others with no repect and is very insecure.

"Hey, I just got it in with a grape nut! And I ain't calling her back!"

by francias January 27, 2011