The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
Get the Wind off a stonemug. Being fucked (literally, emotionally and or psychologically)
Hayley asked to be stoned, but that’s not the sort of stoning that the Arab man is talking about 😉
Smoking marijuana
Smoking marijuana
by Romeo13579 June 9, 2019
Get the Stonedmug. Stone's are kind, creative, and generally happy people. Whenever you are down, a stone will always try its best to cheer you up. But Stone's are very impressionable, so you must be careful about what you do and say around them. All Stone's get attached to people and things easily. Most Stone's are down for anything (especially snuggles and cuddles), but Stone's can be hateful very quickly if rubbed the wrong way. If you meet a Stone you will be friends very quickly. All Stone's are clumsy in some way, from ripping the condom to dropping the car keys. Clumsiness will always be there. Lastly, Stone perfectly represents the quote "Don't believe everything you breathe."
by 1950sNewyorkBox August 13, 2021
Get the Stonemug. Oops, I definitely kissed him in the woods and streaked and played spin the bottle in Chatmoss back in 2007.
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
Get the William Stonemug. by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023
Get the morning bone and stonemug. When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.
Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese
Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025
Get the Stone Bakedmug. the point in which you do not know whether you're just high or still rolling, or sometimes a combination of both.
by formulalloyd January 19, 2014
Get the stone rollingmug.