The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.
Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.
Guy 1: oh I was horny.
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.
Guy 1: oh I was horny.
by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021
Get the Pain or Hornymug. Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Bothering Herself To Immortality, Horniness, And Being A Pychic For Herself
Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Bothering Herself To Immortality, Horniness, And Being A Pychic For Herself
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Bothering Herself To Immortality, Horniness, And Being A Pychic For Herselfmug. A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017
Get the horny cowboymug. Someone who comfortable with being a bum (having nothing) due to their satisfaction in their crave of sex.
He doesn’t have a car , a home, a job but he’s okay with it because his girl will give him sex . Man he a horny bum
by stargal415 January 6, 2020
Get the horny bummug. using sexual appeal and hunger to help make the world a better place for people. e.g.: Yung Gravy donating bras thrown at him to women's shelters and their monetary equivalent to breast cancer charities; YouTube personality Markiplier opening a OnlyFans and displaying soft cord nudes to donate proceeds to charities.
Dave Marshall opening an OnlyFans to give money to suicide prevention? Loving the ethical horniness!
by RL4L90 December 26, 2022
Get the ethical horninessmug. Person 1: “Did you hear that Tyler bought bath water from the weird anime girl on only fans?”
Person 2: “Bro what… he’s such a horny legend”
Person 2: “Bro what… he’s such a horny legend”
by Harry Ballsogna August 1, 2021
Get the Horny Legendmug. A common disorder among people of all ages where there is frequent arousal in the private areas.
Common symptoms in men include: frequent boner, unexpected boner, hard penis, sweaty testicles, urge to masturbate, frequent masturbation, etc.
Common symptoms in women include: sweaty breasts, wet underwear, feeling hot in the private area, etc.
Common symptoms in men include: frequent boner, unexpected boner, hard penis, sweaty testicles, urge to masturbate, frequent masturbation, etc.
Common symptoms in women include: sweaty breasts, wet underwear, feeling hot in the private area, etc.
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
Get the Horny Syndromemug.