hipsterritory

A place you've probably never heard of, populated by neckbeard musicians, flannelshirt bikers, and ironic dogs.

I can't, like, give you an "example" of a hipsterritory, brah. But they do exist. Just take my word for it.

by ephemeralibi June 20, 2011

3 branches of hipsters

Goth, indie, and scene

Goth:
Emo is a branch of goth, they wear dark colors and dye their hair black. They are not fun people to be with.

Indie:
People that wear their old 3-D glasses with the lenses punched out. To look cool. not fun to be with due to them being very annoying and pretentious.

Scene:
The girls that cut their hair in choppy layers and dye it weird colors. Nobody likes these girls due to them being awkward outcasts that try to stand out.

All groups wear excessive amounts of eyeliner and nobody enjoys their presence.

Have you heard about the 3 branches of hipsters?
Yeah I feel Leanna fits all 3!
Yeah except the whole goth thing
No shes pretty goth too

by Tammy G1 August 21, 2012

hispterpotamus

A rather large hispster.

I don't know how that hispterpotamus is going to make it on that fixie.

by anotheradventure September 10, 2010

Hipstrangle

The act of placing a hipster into a choke hold while in the midst of sexual activity. These types of people are the ones that partake in lesbian activities while drunk on the weekends but enjoy to be choked for the fun of it every once and awhile.

I totally hipstrangled that girl last night because she started to yell save the whales while we were banging.

by Momma-lock-a-booba-day December 1, 2010

hipstertarian

A young, trendy libertarian in his/her late teens, 20s, or early 30s who jumped on the bandwagon during the height of Ron Paul, Rand Paul, and Bob Barr's popularity. This person is usually of an upper-class or upper-middle class background and is more or less a conservative Republican at heart, but doesn't want to identify as such, for fear of being ostracized and kicked out of parties with free drugs and access to beautiful people of the opposite sex. While identifying as "libertarian", this person usually believes in many positions of the mainstream Republican Party and may be staunchly pro-life, staunchly anti-immigration, and a supporter of Fox News and A.M. Talk Radio. Hipstertarians may have tattoos, piercings, and a penchant for drinking and can often go unnoticed. Additionally, their horrible fashion sense, effeminate behavior, and Kings of Leon LP collections make them blend in with liberal, anarchist, and apolitical hipsters. Assuming you reign in your knee-jerk urge to beat them senseless, please remind them in a calm and eloquent fashion that Ron Paul is, in fact, a paleo-conservative and not a libertarian, and that their entire life is a bloated, phantasmagorical sham that caught AIDS and died in the back of a thrift store.

Not only does that weird indie chick have a rat tail and a Calvin & Hobbs tattoo on her thigh, she's also a Fox News-loving hipstertarian!

by Abercrombie's Bitch September 22, 2011

Hipsters Gonna Hip

When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.

Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?

Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.

Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.

by T.J. Dubz June 28, 2012

hipsterism

The most budiful religion

Hipsterism the religious belief in of Xansabar Esposito the third who created the world by spilling his Lotte .

by Hipsterism January 8, 2018