Eastern Tech

school that is supposedly filled with very smart people but half of the students are retards that cheat on pretty much every assignment

Person 1: Bro where do you go to school?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?

by michaelv73 February 27, 2020

eastern snot bloc

A vanilla slice imported from the communist states of Central & Eastern Europe.

Trevor bought a Eastern Snot Bloc from a Romanian Baker the other day.

by Mikhal Pickle April 27, 2020

Eastern-Sailor

@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.

EG: Eastern-sailor destroyed Chattit

by POET_2004 May 10, 2020

Eatern

when you try to type eastern but accidentally type eatern

Its uploading at 9 pm eatern.

by clouds_are_cloudy October 12, 2020

eatern

when you accidentally type eatern instead of eastern

At 9 pm eatern

by clouds_are_cloudy October 12, 2020

Easternism

When someone of an eastern religion BS's their way out of explaining their position by appealing to mystic jargon as an evasion tactic.

E Michael Jones kept employing the Easternism, 'Logos' in his writing, but never explained what it meant.

by DL the Anti-Ecumenist December 8, 2020

Easter Egg

Articles of clothing left and found in a surprise or unexpected fashion.

Oh shit, I didn’t realize my side chick left her underwear on the side of the bed and my girlfriend found the Easter egg.

by Rdshftr January 10, 2021