spicey dry rub

When a person cuts and handles spicey peppers and then jerks off a guy.

Susie gave me a jalapeño spicey dry rub last night and I can't stop the burning!

by Bucksack February 4, 2017

Dry waffles

When something or someone is super bland or boring.

"Shit's dry waffles man" "It was totes dry waffles"

by Jerjerad June 28, 2020

Dry birth

When you give birth but the water never breaks

I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby

by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020

dry bones

when you are tugging your meat but don't use lube

after a hard day working at the mines, wario decided to go dry bones

by vantawhitechudcel May 17, 2025

National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them

Omg it national dry hump day

by tinylol April 11, 2019

dry product

A euphemism for marijuana, especially when used by workers or owners of head shops and other retailers where smoking accessories and paraphernalia are sold, but where it remains illegal and/or unprofitable to endorse the idea that the items they sell are to be used for injesting weed.

Head shop worker: "The vaporizers on this shelf are for dry product, and the ones to the left are for wet product."
Customer: "Man, I wish you could just say it."

by jacolantern October 3, 2017

Dry Run

To dry hump someone until a bit of poo comes out in the form of liquid, dripping down their leg and staining the carpet.

He dry run me and now my room smells

by Richardmaker January 28, 2021