Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.

"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"

by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

Clam Boil

The Clam Boil is when a woman's vaginal area sweats under high tension situations. The equivalent of swat , or, "sweaty twat", and closely related to the condition of swalls for men.

Spandex was a bad choice; I'm hosting a clam boil in my pants

by The Ever Empowering Dildo September 6, 2013

Clam-o-gram

The female version of a dick pic

Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...

by Clam go January 4, 2021

Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.

After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.

by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Alternative.
Rotten Clam Yard meaning a group of ratchet hoes

Medical term used by young professionals to describe the great chlamydia outbreak on the Jersey shore during the summer of 2012

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022

STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022