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jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?
by carchester December 15, 2010
mugGet the jode the chodemug.
A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
mugGet the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodemug.

Bloody Chode

The action of a chad proceeding to stick his fork in your corn dog and waving it in a figure 8 pattern. Often gets soaked in ketchup.
What the hell Ethan. You gave Dylan a bloody chode. Whats he gonna eat now.
by Lil munts December 20, 2017
mugGet the Bloody Chodemug.

Chode Virus

When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode
Johnny: Oh my god I have a chode?!!
Mike: don’t touch me I’ll get the chode virus,,
by TheUrbanTales September 24, 2020
mugGet the Chode Virusmug.

chode soaker

When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.
Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.
by Nick Housel August 17, 2017
mugGet the chode soakermug.

Chode

A man with a dick half the size of an atom
Did you see his chode Rebecca?
by Russiabias69 April 20, 2021
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

My boyfriend has a chode.
by IronMan192 May 13, 2022
mugGet the chodemug.

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