Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien
“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”
by wehatechodes March 19, 2022
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
mugGet the Chunky Chode Syndromemug.

Sigma Chode

A small penis that radiates what it means to be a sigma, must have foreskin since shmegma is sigma
Yo bro your sigma chode is bussin
by anonymous May 3, 2024
mugGet the Sigma Chodemug.

Ben is a Chode

Hi i saw you were playing osu earlier, Ben is a chode
by Bens a chode December 8, 2017
mugGet the Ben is a Chodemug.

chode

a person who identifies or acts as if they are a chicken in a coup
you are a chode
by henrydangerisfine February 3, 2025
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.
That dude is such a chode
by Souless75 June 22, 2023
mugGet the Chodemug.

Sigma Chode

Only sigmas have chodes so if you have a chode its not JUST a chode its a sigma chode
Sentence: I have a sigma chide , He has a sigma chode

Conversation
Kyle: Bro you have a sigma chode
Me: I know bro isn't it super cool!
by Nikc.sc June 13, 2024
mugGet the Sigma Chodemug.

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