Boiling Chocolate

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.

" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."

by The Spackler August 23, 2009

digging for chocolate

the process of scratching your butt-crack or reaching into your butt crack to pull out your underwear

friend sees other friend scratching their butt "Bro, you digging for chocolate back there or what?"

by turkeyfeast123 June 24, 2018

Chocolate Bowled

A prank in which u take a shit somewhere and u decide not to flush just to get the next person to use it very pissed off

Steve : WTF Jon why didnt u flush the dam toilet
Jon: U just been Chocolate Bowled bitch

by Airmanjon September 25, 2009

chocolate trey

Not to be confused with 'Caramel Trey'. They are both niggaz, but chocolate Trey just happens to be crusty, ashy, and sucks on his bottom lip occasionally.

Look at how niggardly Chocolate Trey and Caramel Trey are being right now.

by Trey $tacks October 14, 2013

choking chocolate

The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.

PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."

Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.

PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."

The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."

FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."

Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."

by thacaretaker October 4, 2010

Chocolate wine

The act of consuming discharge following anal intercourse.

Oh Honey, your chocolate wine tastes heavenly!

by Lover Blubber July 10, 2010

the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009