storm chips

An Atlantic Canadian term for when you buy chips for the purpose of snacking on while stuck at home during an intense storm
Im gonna run to Walmart to stock up on storm chips before this nor’easter hits
by Hurricane Dorian September 15, 2023
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ass chips

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by ass smell like taco sauce November 11, 2019
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chip chopper

One that chips the chop. Takes on projects in small parts sometimes unaware of the big picture.
Joe is a rock steady chip chopper. He really chips the chop.
by stderr November 14, 2003
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Paint Chips

When you don’t wash your dick after having sex and the cum dries on it.
I woke up this morning with paint chips on my dick.
by BeezzyE November 21, 2020
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Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.
Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
by red_shamus August 07, 2022
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Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.
Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
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Piss on his chips

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
by The uriniser October 01, 2019
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