A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.
Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans
by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021
Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date
by Big RM October 05, 2018
A discord moderator with no opinion.
by Notamon October 09, 2021
The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.
"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."
"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
by funneydude September 22, 2020
This is the strongest being in the universe. God may pray to chazi but chazi prays to Captain Fun. Captain fun lays down justice and fun to all wrong doers.
by MemesandTrees September 17, 2020
by Luke Anthony Lyons 1 December 17, 2008
by perfect paw November 12, 2019