Captain entertain a hoe

A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.
Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans
by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021
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Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy
Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date
by Big RM October 05, 2018
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captain pirate hose

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
by Notamon October 09, 2021
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Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.
"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
by funneydude September 22, 2020
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Captain Fun

This is the strongest being in the universe. God may pray to chazi but chazi prays to Captain Fun. Captain fun lays down justice and fun to all wrong doers.
God: chazi help us

Chazi: hold on let me ask captain fun
by MemesandTrees September 17, 2020
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Captain Fun

Being a boring miserable little shit, Ditching Ya m8s to ride the buses
Sean 'From the shire' Chartlon
Pale skinned, brown toothed mong!
Captain Fun himself
by Luke Anthony Lyons 1 December 17, 2008
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captain kibbles

Someone who will always be there for you.
hey there alex! Or should i say captain kibbles?”
by perfect paw November 12, 2019
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