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captain squiral

lover boy called shaeden who has a huge penus and also loves a girl called grace. Mostly seen smokeing bud in his liveing room with his mates. He tryed to ride a scooter back in the day but he was apsolupe shite at it. Sometimes i feel bad for him as his dad is the most wanted in blackpool
by dobby1234 October 4, 2023
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Captain Douchington

Captain of the Douchingwa army. Douchingwa is a city in chinadouche of high honor and moral stature. (A surprisingly clean city as well.)
Captain Douchington of the Douchingwa army fought for a just cause.
by djhebert August 29, 2014
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Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.
D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
by Natquik May 24, 2020
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Captain Jack Sparrow

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022
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Captain modshot

Captain modshot is a well known ginger pikey in limerick Mainly the castletroy area. He is quite the edgy teen. Also known as mikey the ginger pikey.he likes to rob garden chairs preferably the plastic ones. Mikey has been doing kickboxing for 18 years. His enemy is Jack enright. His ally is alex ryan who is also his best friend.
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Captain modshot- fight me outside Tesco
by iLevrates July 24, 2018
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Captain Trips

Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"
We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.
by sheepdog4life December 4, 2022
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captain cleave

A YouTuber who does his best to make content and makes videos that a decently entertaining. I recommend go subscribing
I just watched Captain cleave on youtube and regret it jk lol go sub
by Soopscrub June 28, 2019
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