Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.

Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*

by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023

Canadian Mudslide

A bowel movement while sledding in which the accumulation of snow cleans your cleans your brown eye.

I ate 3 crunch wraps before sledding, but don’t worry... it was a Canadian Mudslide.

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Canadian Pancake Mix

When one Hershey squirts on a flat service while sitting down

Dude, I just made Canadian Pancake Mix!

by Highflyskydive December 2, 2016

hot canadian syrup

Freshly produced, hot, steamy semen from only the most masculine of Canadian men

I just tapped into Matthew’s hot Canadian syrup for dessert

by Jooooo25 March 4, 2025

Canadian Breakfast

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out

I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife

by bexface January 27, 2021

Canadian Dry Ass Job

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.

Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile

by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023

canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!

"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

by Diabestic January 23, 2015