ate the cake

1. To reduce to ruin; devastate. 2. To injure (a thing) irretrievably. 3. The downfall, decay, or destruction of anything important.

"We could have won the game in overtime when Percival had the breakaway on the open net, but he totally ate the cake, and we lost."
"I knew I ate the cake when I got caught making out with the boss's daughter in his jacuzzi."
"Margaret knew she ate the cake when she realized that the neighbour's dog she was looking after ate her retainer."

by Quentin Lancaster April 29, 2008

Baking Cake

In layman's terms, a colloquialism for sex (Eg. Getting Booty).

Thad: Hey I thought you were gonna be over to watch the game this after noon.
Tiberious: Sorry my man. Ms. Champagne and i got side tracked.
Thad: Baking cake I presume?
Tiberious: Only the finest.

by Negronomics February 7, 2015

tappin' cakes

Having sexual intercourse with someone

Jack and Jill have been in the room for a while. They must be tappin' cakes.

by DLitigator February 1, 2006

bum cakes

-An expression of great flattery

-A very appealing badonkadonk

-The act of anal romance

1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"

2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"

3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"

by xerinnn January 6, 2008

grunt cake

Synonymous to poop, crap, shit. It is the product of visiting the toilet to take a crap.

I have to go lay a grunt cake.

by Ohh lala October 18, 2007

cake f.m.

Talking on speaker phone with your significant other while in the car with other individuals. Therefore forcing every one to listen to you sweet talk, instead of listening to the radio like everyone else would prefer.

I was forced to listen to cake f.m. all the way home, my friends a dick..shoot me now.

by doolinism January 20, 2011

Hand cake

When a male ejaculates into a females hands.

Ryan "I'm going to cum! Hold out your hands!"
Sarah "oh yeah, I love hand cakes!"

by Smario999 January 2, 2012