Butterboard

A girl with a butterface who is also a surfboard

Holy crap, that girl is a butterboard, since she has no features or a pretty face.

by Glenn William February 20, 2012

butter glands

Glands inside your jaw bone that tingle when you eat either butter straight, or very rich foods.

"I had too many Reece's Pieces and now my butter glands are acting out."

by qbizm November 5, 2013

Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

Butter My Buns

Expression Related to Cheese and crackers of oh my god

Person 1: My Sister Just Finished 1 Grade

Person 2: Well Butter My Buns Congratulation's

by Expersions June 6, 2016

Butter Pouch

A vagina which is or was infected with a sexually transmitted disease which generally includes a discharge. e.g. Yeast infection, Vulvovaginitis, Chlamydia. Slang originated in Ottawa, ON.

I wouldn't stick my dick in her, she has a butter pouch.

by JayJay147589 August 1, 2018

butter booties

a group of 12 cool and sexy girls and guys that everyone wants to be with and be like

Damn I hope butter booties likes me

by girlsonlyfart January 25, 2020

butter cake

the sex position to were you put your face right in someone's scrotum

me and him did a butter cake

by ABiggerNigger February 4, 2021