Saddle up the hay bed

Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.

Well fellas I'm gonna saddle up the hay bed.

by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020

fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

the_spiders_under_your_bed

an independent individual with the need to be seen (can you say attention seeker)

“wow did you see what the_spiders_under_your_bed posted? it was really creative!”

by 8R0WN13 June 23, 2021

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Don’t piss the bed

Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite

by LouLana August 31, 2022

Fat Funky in da bed

A way to say that bitches is lazy, and loves to be in the bed.

girl samiara and teahra be Fat Funky in da bed.

by Yntdari March 11, 2026

I was under the bed

Had a phenomenal sleep
Sleeping good
Knocked out

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.

by Letmehelp May 8, 2025